• Nigel Farage to be sold off for parts.

  • Newton's Laws of Gravity to be renegotiated.

  • All doorways to be increased one foot in height.


  • Political debates to include swimsuit competition.


  • Pass new law to require all men called Allistair / Alistair / Alastair / Alisdair / Allister / Alister to pick one damn spelling and move on.


  • Shepherd's Pies required to contain at least 10% actual shepherd.


  • The Third Dimension to be extended, allowing us to make steps to provide a Fourth Dimension by 2030.


  • Provide funding for Royal Astronomy Society to come up with less embarrassing name for the planet Uranus.


  • Replace House of Lords with Palace of the Supreme Galactic Overlord

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  • Prime Minister's salary to be based on job performance as with all career criminals.



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