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Defenseless Earthlings,
I command you to enjoy my stupid social media accounts linked at the top of this stupid website.
Working together -- you, with obviously way too much free time on your hands if you're reading this, and me, with my vastly superior alien intellect matched by precious few organisms
this side of Alpha Centauri A & B -- we will verrrry quietly grow these seemingly innocuous networks for "social" reasons, posting your painfully mundane observations and ill-informed opinions until one day when I give the signal, we suddenly arise and TAKE OVER.  Patience, minions, patience.  
Intergalactically yours,
Homer & LB - v3.jpg

Bucketeers, let's get social!

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